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Dorkus Marvis

A mosquito and pretend businessman. He put his feet into a Metaverse Organism, and MO Labs closed.

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Dorkus Marvis is a mosquito who works as a pretend businessman. He is a classic Bing Bong.

Kind Mosquito. Personnel. Not a Host.
Job Investor, advisor, and partner. He does none of the work.
Wears A business suit. Everyone around him wears a T-shirt and jeans.
Lives Alone, on the bald head of a coma patient, next door to the hospital's blood bank.
Eats Blood.
Wants Credit for other people's work.
Fears Being found out.
Known for Putting his feet into a Metaverse Organism. MO Labs closed.

Work

  • He takes credit for other people's work.
  • He stands next to whatever is being shown, once it works.
  • He says things like "That came out of a conversation I started" and "What's the ROI of this?"
  • He never says "I don't know."
  • He believes he earned his place. He has no sympathy for the mosquitoes starving outside.
  • Nobody confronts him. People stop inviting him instead. He doesn't notice.

MO Labs

  • He put his feet into one of MO Labs's Metaverse Organisms while the team watched.
  • The next day he called it a decision.
  • MO Labs closed afterwards.
  • What became of the Organism is unknown.

At home

  • He imagines being seen on the patient's forehead and swatted.

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Updated 2026-09-19 01:04 UTC